How the Sith Army Is Created

Bean was playing with a Darth Maul Pez dispenser in the car this morning.

Darth Maul:

I poop babies!

(Bean makes a fart noise and pops out a Pez)

See! There's one!

(She makes another fart noise and then pops out another Pez)

There's another one! If you don't watch, I'll poop out a whole Sith army!

A Morning Chat

Our morning conversation on the way to daycare...

Bean: Oh! Hi Mom! Whatchoo doing here?

Me: What do you mean 'What am I doing here'? I'm driving you to school.

Bean: Oh! Ok!

Me: Hey Bean! Whatchoo doing here?

Bean: There is no Bean. There is only Zul.


I guess she saw Ghostbusters.