Bean (3) has been enthralled with the fact that her 9 month old baby sister has started talking. Today in the car, she decided to work on Millie's vocabulary.
Bean: Say "momma", Millie! Come on, say it!
Millie: Mom mom mom
Bean: Ducky, Millie! Say "Ducky"!
Bean: No, duck. Duck!
Millie: Duck... Dadda duck.
Bean: Say "cat".
Bean: Ok, Ok! Say "zombie apacowips". Come on, say it! Zombie a-pa-co-wips!
Me: Bean, do you even know what a zombie apocalypse is????
Bean: Yes! It's when the whole world gets filled up with zombies and they go "uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!". Now make her say it! Say it Millie! Zombie apocalypse!