Different perspectives

Bean: Hey mom! Remember when I was really sick and had to stay in bed... and I had Lucky Charms and Coke... and throwed up over and over and over, like blah... blah... blah???

Me: Uh huh. I remember.

Bean: That was SO fun!!!! Think we can do that again soon? Huh???

New Lyrics

Bean was singing new verses to the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" before bed tonight. This was my favorite verse...

The Itsy Bitsy spider stayed in his web.
Down came the rain and washed the spider dead.
Then he became a zombie and said "Fliessssssss!"

My teacher has worms

Bean: Mom, I'm really worried. My teacher has worms. I don't know if she will ever get rid of them. What do they call her worms, Mom?

Me: Ummm... I really don't know, Bean. You'll have to ask her tomorrow.

Bean: You don't know? What are the names of the worms that turn into butterflies?

Me: Oh, you mean caterpillars!!!!

Well, that sure was a relief!