New Lyrics

Bean was singing "The Wheels on the Bus" this morning. At first, I was singing along... until I noticed that I didn't know her version.

It went...

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.

(Ok. Seems normal so far!)

The people on the bus go up and down. Up and down. Up and down. The people on the bus go up and down all through the town.

(Ok. Still normal. Then...)

The zombies on the bus go BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! The zombies on the bus go BRAINS all through the town.

(Yeah, it gets worse.)

The zombies in the bus eat the people on the bus. Eat the people on the bus. Eat the people on the bus. The zombies on the bus eat the people on the bus all through the town.

(Ummm. It's not quite how we sang it when I was a kid!)