Bean: Momma, where's Oscar?
Me: He died a while ago, Honey.
Bean: We put him in the ground?
Bean: Can we dig him up???
Me: Errrrr.... No.
Bean: But we have to!
Me: No, we don't.
Bean: Yes, we do! Him might be a zombie now. If him is, I want him!
Me: I'm sure he isn't a zombie.
Bean: You looked?
Me: Uh... Yes! I checked.
Bean: Eewww! Mom! Why you do that?! Yuck!