Bean: Mom, where do alligators come from???
Me: Eggs laid by mommy alligators.
Me: Yes, like you know how Maggie (our cockatiel) lays eggs? Like that.
Bean: Maggie has baby alligators?!?!?! That's awesome!!!!! Can I keep them?
Me: Bean, Maggie isn't an alligator.
Bean: Well, she should be!